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The Faculty's 0.1% Solution

Jun 29 2016

At the recent faculty meeting, Government Professor Stephen Brooks observed how the faculty was underpaid compared to our peers, and how a budget increase of only $5.4 million (out of total 2015 expenses of $891.4 million) would make us competitive. He modestly suggests that this gap be closed over the next few years:

Faculty Budget GapA.jpg

A different tack could get us to that goal much more quickly. In a recent press release with the usual cringe-inducing main theme (Trustees Prioritize Campus Diversity and Inclusivity), the Trustees announced details of the coming year's budget:

The board approved an estimated distribution from the endowment for fiscal year 2017 of $219 million for operating and non-operating activities, a 5.3 percent increase over the current fiscal year. The 2017 distribution represents approximately 4.9 percent of the endowment value as of December 31, 2015. The endowment distribution will fund approximately 22 percent of the operating budget. [Emphasis added]

The 4.9% draw from the endowment is below the College's stated goal for tapping into our every-burgeoning pot of gold, as the College laid out in its April 1, 2016 (no kidding) submission to the U.S. House of Representatives, Response to The Senate Finance and House Ways and Means Committees [sic] Request:

More specifically, the annual distribution [from the endowment] is the sum of: 70% of the prior year distribution times an inflation factor (the Higher Education Price Index), plus 30% of the four quarter average calendar year market value times the long term payout target of 5.0%....

In years when net investment return is negative, the endowment will still distribute total return to operations because it is distributing returns generated in prior fiscal years. Instead, the endowment investment allocation is intended to generate sufficient investment return (approximately 8.0% in the long term) to maintain the purchasing power of the endowment over time by at least exceeding inflation (long term assumption 3.0%); which leaves approximately 5.0% for distribution to operations over the long term. In any particular year, the distribution rate may be greater or less than 5.0% of the beginning endowment value but over time the distribution rate should approximate 5.0% under the Dartmouth distribution formula. As the table below illustrates, the average endowment distribution over three, five, ten, and twenty year periods have been: 5.0%, 5.3%, 5.4%, and 5.1%, respectively. [Emphasis added]

The administration need only increase the endowment draw from 4.9% to the stated goal of 5.0% in order to generate $4.5 million of the $5.4 million needed to hike average faculty salaries to a respectable level. That was easy, wasn't it? We didn't even need to lay off the hundreds of superfluous bureaucrats or trim the College's Cadillac level benefits plan (on which we'll pay two million of dollars of Obamacare luxury tax starting in a year or two).

Why does the administration make such "penny wise, pound foolish" economies? Beats me, really. One would think that a contented faculty would be the College's top priority. From our professors flows all that is good about the College.

Addendum: Curiously enough, the College is planning to spend far more than $5.4 million per year in new funding on, ta dah!, diversity and inclusivity over the next ten years, according to the Action Plan for Inclusive Excellence:

Faculty Recruitment and Retention


• We reaffirm our 2014 goal to increase the percentage of underrepresented tenure-track faculty institution-wide from 16 percent to 25 percent by 2020. With our current focus on the recruitment of underrepresented faculty, and an earlier commitment of an additional $1 million per year in the Diversity Recruitment Fund, we are beginning to see progress. Last year, all of the professional schools saw increases in underrepresented faculty and this year, the Faculty of Arts and Sciences has recruited eight new faculty of color to date.

Meeting the 25 percent goal will require recruiting approximately 50 additional
underrepresented faculty, with estimated expenditures of $100 million over the next ten years in salary and start-up costs.

To provide additional incentive for departments and schools to recruit underrepresented faculty, and to help us reach the 25 percent goal, we will:

o Double the Diversity Recruitment Fund to $2 million annually, supported by $45 million in endowment dollars; [emphasis added]

Phil and Carolyn are mindless but dedicated followers of academic fashion. Imagine if they put their minds to improving education in Hanover.

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Leigh Remy Hits the Road

Jun 28 2016

Thumbnail image for Leigh Remy.jpgLeigh Remy (right), the Director of the College's Office of Judicial Affairs (JAO) is leaving her position. She held on for a good while as a straightforward administrator in an unusually crooked system (think of the infamous Kate "Burkquemada" Burke), but there are just so many times that a person can watch her work be undercut.

You see, Remy reports to Vice Provost of Student Affairs Inge-Lise Ameer (below right), an obvious disaster from the day she was appointed by Provost Carolyn Dever (an obvious disaster in her own right). You will recall Ameer's characterization of the BLM library invasion as "a wonderful, beautiful thing." Well, it seems that Ameer has a penchant for undoing Remy's work, and that of the entire undergraduate judicial process. When the necessary pressure is applied by parents supported by an aggressive lawyer or two, or who have the right contacts in the Development Office, anything is possible. Not for the hoi polloi, of course; they get good government, but if a family has the power or the pull in dealing with Inge, she is wonderfully understanding. And so it goes.

Inge Lise Ameer1.jpgThe official story is that Remy wants to join her partner (just as Vice President for Presidential Initiatives and Principal Gifts Michael Kiefer missed his wife, grown children and grandchildren down in Boston). Do you know that when someone leaves the the administration, senior folks sit around and agree on the press release that will be issued to the staff and the media? Sometimes that account is even true, but most often it is eyewash developed by people whose respect for veracity is fleeting at best.

What you are seeing in Remy's departure is Gresham's Law applied to organizational development: the debased people will drive out the good folks. At some point administrators of character, people who are in the habit of working hard, just can't bear to be surrounded by colleagues who are morally corrupt or lazy or both, and they decamp. That filtering process has been going on for a long time now at the College.

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Are We Top 20? Depends Who You Ask

Jun 27 2016

Cappex helps high school seniors find colleges and scholarships, and each year about a million students register with it. That's a pretty good sample size with which to measure the interests of soon-to-be college students, and so each year the company publishes its College Considerations Report. It ranks schools by the overall interest expressed by secondary school students, and how that interest evolves over four years as students progress through high school. Here is Cappex' ranking of the Top 20 schools as expressed by student interest. I've highlighted all of the Ivies in green:

Cappex Top 20 Nationwide Schools.jpg

Sorry for making you go through the motions. Even if you clicked on the image to re-size it, you would not find Dartmouth in the Top 20 -- though you would find all seven of the other members of Ancient Eight.

Cappex also breaks down its student-interest numbers by region. Sadly the College does not appear in the Top 20 ranking of high school student preferences in any section of the country except New England, where we are #18 (after all the other Ivies, except Princeton and Penn):

Cappex Top 20 New England Schools.jpg

Note that while we are #18 overall, for freshmen we rank #15; we are tied for #14 among sophomores; we drop to #20 among juniors; and we fall off the Top 20 list for all New England seniors.

Apologies for this unending string of "the College is in decline" posts. But until we realize that the Trustees and the administration are on the wrong track, the media will continue to provide grist for our mill.

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